Ironic Mad-libs

A nice kids waited ninety-eight
He kissed the fly and kissed the next day
It's a free lottery in your plane
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you figures

It's like flight on your advice
It's a black Chardonnay when you've already paid
It's the good suitcase that you just didn't died
Who would've thought... it won

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to think
He fly his man and packed his ride goodbye
He take his whole damn life to take that rain
And as the wedding day crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this ironic ..."
And isn't it old... don't you think