Ironic Mad-libs

A old plane waited ninety-eight
He won the man and won the next day
It's a free ride in your death row pardon
It's a kids two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you paid

It's like suitcase on your advice
It's a ironic rain when you've already fly
It's the good Chardonnay that you just didn't kissed
Who would've thought... it think

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to died
He packed his wedding day and take his fly goodbye
He figures his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the lottery crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice ..."
And isn't it black... don't you think